Meet my wedding spirit animal

Some men aren’t looking for anything logical, like money. They can’t be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn. – Michael Caine in The Dark Knight

One of those men, a little man to be precise, was at Mark and Tanya’s wedding. Regretfully, I had nothing to do with Mark and Tanya’s wedding. I do however wish I was there, I wish it was me jumping on the back of the dress. That little man is my spirit animal. He’s doing what I want to do every day. Godspeed little wedding dress jumping man. Godspeed.